No one who knows me would be surprised to know I’m an “Old Spice” man (as opposed to a “Dapper Dan Man” – I don’t have a use for that). I’ve been using Old Spice as long as I’ve been shaving – nigh on 46 years. So it was with much aplomb that I finally read the label after showering at the gym today.
WARNING! SOME VIOLENCE CONTAINED!
“Contains Odor-Fighting “Atomic Robots” that “Shoot Lasers” At Your “Stench Monsters” and Replaces Them With Fresh, Clean, Masculine “Scent Elves.”
In a world that has legislated masculinity out of men. In a media that mocks and degrades the average white male in every T.V and radio show or commercial. In a political environment hell bent on mandating the military reflect the worst of our society, After decades of asking myself if I’M the one who’s lost his mind, I finally found the secret to why I don’t fit into society any more……”Scent Elves.” …….I’m sending Obama and Congress a boxful of the little rascals.
