Oxymoron: noun; a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction.
And the Oscar nominees for “BEST INTERNAL CONTRADICTION” are….
- On November 22, 2023, Hillary posted on X: “I’m a Dandelion—and maybe you’re one too. In the run-up to the 2023 United Nations Climate Change Conference, join me in holding leaders accountable and commit to urgent climate action. Women around the world are pushing for change—and where women lead, action follows.” Hillary wins the Oscar in the Best Hypocrite in Politics and Best Contradiction in Personal Conduct categories (trophy nicknamed “the Hypocrite“). Hillary is also nominated for Best Political Comedienne for funniest lies in the political arena and Best Political Horror Show categories.
Runners Up:
- Vegan Man
- President of the United States
- Illegal Immigrant
- Leader of the Free World
- National Security Agency
- Defense Intelligence Agency
- Transportation Safety Agency
- Justice Department
- Federal Reserve
- COVID Pandemic
- National Defense
- Center for Disease Control
- Doctor Fauci
- Homeland Security
- House of Representatives
- Political Parties
- Honest Politician
- Conservative Politician
- One Man One Vote
- Honest Salesman
- Integrity in Advertising
- Election Integrity
- Postal Service
- Public Education
- Public Opinion
- Secret Ballot
- Free Speech
- Religious Freedom
- Free Press
- Free Enterprise
- Journalist Creed
- Right to Assembly
- Civil Rights
- States’ Rights
- Gender Neutrality
- Social Distance
- Social Democrats
- Communism
- Libertarian
- Peace Keeping
- Nation Building
- Exporting Democracy
- Foreign Aid
- Equal Rights
- Marital Bliss
- Social Justice
- Family Dinner
- Nuclear Family
- Religious Tolerance
- United Nations
- European Union
- Academic Freedom
- Good Sportsmanship
- God and Country
- Brotherly Love
- Domestic Tranquility
- Equal Justice
- Equal Employment Opportunity
- Fair Market Value
- Imminent Domain
- Gamble / Drink Responsibly
- Parental Rights
- Parental Responsibility
- Personal Integrity
- Fault Free Divorce
- Good Neighbor
- Open Marriage
- Easy Credit
- Property Rights
- Pro-Choice
- Happy Hour
- Victimless Crime
