Biden: “There is such a discrepancy between his imagined merit and his stupidity that it is incredible that he should so grossly misjudge himself.” – Pascal, Pensees, p. 275
Biden suffers from the delusion
that he is a shrewd politician.
Every word out of his mouth
Only proves he’s a lout
And scares the Hell out
of all the girls he’s sniffin’!
“Frank Lloyd Wright was visiting the West Coast and his companion asked him, “What do you think of Los Angeles, Mr. Wright? And the reply was, “I don’t think about Los Angeles and, from the looks of it, apparently neither does anyone else.”
The last book of the Bible foretold of these times We refused to listen and we’re paying the fines God and the prophets warned us at hand Instead we worship Mammon and don’t give a damn.
We send the same grinning baboons to Congress and expect a different result The very definition of insanity Goodbye Gelt!
Biden is so strong in defense of our State That Putin and XI can’t wait To prosper on the tragedies That the Biden Crime Family create.
A Psychosis is a terrible thing to waste When science is subbed for political haste And the freest folks in the world Roll over belly up And find Totalitarianism swill To their decadent taste.
Trump gave the boot to the Dems’ donkey ass Until they stole the electoral tank of gas The RINOs and Media were complicit In the theft of his voting deficit Leaving us Americans With the Biden-Harris morass.
Pappy O’Danell would sure be proud Of the Biden-Harris brain-trust crowd. It’s shur ’nuff dang hard to tell Which Party is takin’ us quicker to Hell. “O’ Brother! Where Art Thou?” aloud!
The Reflective pool in DC Is quite a thing to see Our politicians forgot It was built for deep thought Why think when you can be easily bought?
There was a guy named Obama Who was always confused with Osama It didn’t matter much To the people and such Cuz they both had the same kind of drama.
Fauci’s been on both sides of the issue Of wearing a mask or just tissue His opinion depends On the political winds Blowing’ with them or against you.
Our capitol is built on hallowed Malls Most of those names Would roll over in shame At what’s going on now in those Halls.
Biden is bold on Ukraine Giving us sane citizens real pain We’re so damned tired of war And presidents making up more If only someone in D.C. had a Brain!
A Biden bullet is a thing to see It doesn’t hurt cuz it’s meant to please Bad guys know it and are at ease For now’s a great time for Uncle Sam’s enemies. Russia mocks the dottering fool And China puppets their feckless tool While Biden and family rake in the loot, Americans get the heel of his boot.
Biden’s brain is bollox’d Leaving the rest of us flummoxed Kamala is clueless Their policies toothless With The GOP feckless Only God can get us through this!
The bag lady and the Blimp To McDonald’s together oft limp She collects clippings for a book she’ll never write Eleanor Rigby personified He opines quite out loud Walter Middy plus 300 pounds Comfortable on their McDonald’s seats Knowing neither victory nor defeat.
Biden’s brain has long turned to mush Of which the Dems shout Hush! Hush! The GOP mutters Tsk! Tsk! But still bend to the Dems Every wish. The citizen can’t win Because both Parties are identical twins!
Biden the Usurper has nary a clue Of what to say or what to do If it weren’t for Harris-Obama There’d be much less drama And maybe a civil right or two.
King Louis said “I am the State Harris-Biden say “Hey great!” King Louis was wrong H and B still scurry along To suffer the same fate.
Atheists loudly assert there’s no God To which the ignorant vigorously nod Trying to prove a negative requires a really strong sedative When they need only ponder their own bod!
There was a man with a lamp seeking truth A journey now thought uncouth The Truth still exists Though banned to history’s mist He’s long dead but his lamp yearns for more use.
Ya gotta give Dems their due They know how to use the flu To win at a game Most citizens can’t name But Marx and Lenin sure do.
It’s gotten dang hard to tell Between Biden and McConn-el They both wear nice suits and ties And both tell outrageous lies For which they both can go straight to Hell.
The Judas GOP day has come and gone When in 2020 they all sat on their collective thumb Still they want more cash to flow For who knows what we don’t know Those Beltway Bandits lost when we know we won!
Old Joe has nary a clue Of what to say or what to do When he gets in a bind It’s those standing behind Pulling his strings in plain view!
The Biden admin is illegal It continually shits on our eagle One wonders when The Pentagon men Will quit being Biden’s beagle!
There is a guy named Biden Whose campaign was nothin’ but lyin’ His brain is such mush Kamala’s in a rush To put Biden back into hidin’!
Kamala’s a woman who knows What makes flora and fauna grow She’s only perturbed It wasn’t HER Word That made either one of them so.
Socialists know all of the answers To questions like what causes your cancers The problems arise When theory to real life applies The Operation “succeeds” but the poor patient dies!
