Hillary’s Dandelion Dynasty – A Freudian Fantasy

Freud must be LHAO in his grave. After decades of voter speculation, Hillary Clinton has officially ‘come out’ and confirmed everyone’s suspicions. Rather than proudly proclaiming to be a strong, warm-blooded woman (“hear me roar!”), she identifies as a noxious, ubiquitous weed. That’s no surprise to most political observers. It explains her continued pitiful (and irritating) plea for continued relevance long after being rejected by the majority of the electorate.

On November 22, 2023, Hillary posted on X: “I’m a Dandelion—and maybe you’re one too. In the run-up to the 2023 United Nations Climate Change Conference, join me in holding leaders accountable and commit to urgent climate action. Women around the world are pushing for change—and where women lead, action follows.”  The video shows an aging Hillary never letting go of a railing with her right hand (like a seasick sailor grasping a bulkhead  in a gale) and leaning against it with her back – making one wonder if her stumble getting into the limousine was a precursor to an advancing illness or perhaps a residual effect from a stroke. In fact, the video never shows her right hand – and her posture never changes. She doesn’t move her body at all during the entire video. Is it really Hillary or a hologram? 

Interestingly she says “where women lead, action follows. This may explain the exponentially increasing demise of the climate change façade being foisted on real human beings by the hypocritical, power mongering elite. If “progressive” women can’t define “woman” the climate change movement is doomed by default – if there are no “women” then it follows there is no “action.”

Hillary – always the self-proclaimed “leader” in progressive ideology– takes Ketanji Brown Jackson’s inability to define “woman” and Claudine Gay’s inability to define “genocide” one step further: from sexless humanoid to mindless plant life. It’s like watching your mother-in-law’s increasing Alzheimers. At first you can’t distinguish between her personality and her brain disease. That’s not progression, that’s social digression – regression of civilization.  Musa al-Khwarizmi might describe it thus: H+J+G(g)(w) = 0.

If one examines Hillary’s conduct and abysmal “leadership” during the past twenty years (remember Benghazi? thousands of destroyed classified emails?), the evidence suggests her character connotes the cons of dandelion consumption – allergic reactions, stomach discomfort, diarrhea, and heartburn.

“Why don’t people eat dandelions?”  “Because they taste bitter” (definitely Hillary); and, “they have to be very young, freshly sprouted leaves, harvested before the flower appears” – (Bill, who, according to Epstein, “likes ‘em young).” – Wikipedia

I’ve eaten dandelion as a Green Beret. Boiled, it tastes like spinach. Attaching the experience of eating dandelion to the visual of Hillary Clinton being one makes stomach acid rise to the back of my throat. I am emotionally scarred forever. 

The only accurate claim in Project Dandelion’s mission statement (projectdandelion.com)  is the equally Freudian double entendre “blowing in the wind” – like the increasingly scientifically discredited wind power solution the Project preaches as a miracle fix. 

Most property owners spend considerable time, money and effort to eradicating dandelions and other noxious weeds from their yards. Now that Hillary has ‘come out” perhaps the proper herbicide can be applied to rid us of such an irritating eyesore and permanently remove her from the political landscape.