Memo to Donald J. Trump, “King” of the United States

MEMORANDU FOR: Donald J. Trump, President of the United States

SUBJECT: 2026 Midterm Elections

RE: “Vote as if I am on the Ballot”

1. We DIDN’T need your advice to vote as if you were on the ballot.
2. That was a foregone conclusion.
3. THANKS A LOT! ASSHOLE!
   1. Commie Loving
   2. War Mongering
   3. Whore Mongering
   4. Pedophile Pimping
   5. Robber Baron Bastard
   6. Corrupt Capitalist
   7. “Straight Out of Central Casting” (Dumb & Dumber)
   8. International Chaos Creating
   9. Oath Breaker

   You, your family, your Congress, your cabinet and your propaganda pundits on Fox and Newsmax have earned your places in Dante’s Inferno.

   “Thank you very much for your attention to this matter.” MORON!

   Signed,

   Former registered Republican (1969-2009)

   Current Goldwater Conservative Independent.

   John Q. Citizen

   See: John Capra’s movie Meet John Doe, 1941 starring Gary Cooper and Barbara Stanwyck

   Read: The Conscience of a Conservative by Barry M. Goldwater, 1960; 183 pgs.