Trumph’s Trip to the Castle
Despite the MAGA media’s manufactured hype, everyone in America who thinks Trumph’s1 visits to King Charles is “significant” or historic” say Amen!
………Crickets……. .
Anyone who believes Trumph went to the King Charles’ castle to enhance Trade will be interested in buying a bridge I have for sale in Brooklyn.
Americans revolted successfully against inherited power and wealth three times: twice against the British (and, by the way, MAGA media metrosexuals, WE won the War of 1812) and again in the Dorr Rebellion (1841-1842) in the state of Rhode Island. Though Dorr was imprisoned and the revolt failed, the U.S. Supreme Court later affirmed in Luther v. Borden (1848) Dorr’s contention that monarchical primogeniture of property was unconstitutional. The Court’s opinion confirmed that the “constitutional right to change governments was unquestioned.”
Trumph and Charles have enough in common to have been brothers from a different mother:
According to all who know them, both are spouse cheaters.
Trumph and Charles were both born with “silver spoons in their mouths.” Of course, Trumph, sent his back to have it inlaid in gold to match the dinnerware aboard his gold inlaid Qatari 747 and his felt pens for signing Executive Orders.
Neither are self-made men.
“Seven years ago, Forbes added an extra metric to our ranking of the country’s wealthiest people: a self-made score to show how far each of these billionaires has climbed to make it to the top. The score ranges from 1 to 10, with 1 through 5 indicating someone who inherited some or all of his or her fortune; while 6 through 10 are for those who built their company or established a fortune on his or her own.2
Trumph is a “2” – next to the bottom. Charles is a “1” the lowest. The two lowest rankings regarding self made respectability. Trumph, in his incomprehending way, must be green with envy.
Trumph has no character. Charles has no personality.
Peas in a pod!
According to the man who was his best friend for 10 years, Jeffrey Epstein, convicted pedophile, Trumph is a serial cheat in his marriages and loved to f– the wives of his best friends.” He also says Trumph at heart is a friendless man incapable of kindness. “Trumph is functionally illiterate (explaining his limited vocabulary and mind numbing repetitious remarks). He can’t read a balance sheet but reads the gossip column in the New York Post avidly.”
Trumph’s name is listed seven times in the passenger logs of Epstein’s planes. Trumph’s and Melania’s phone numbers are listed in Epstein’s address books (as are Bill Clinton’s, Prince Andrew, and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair).3
Trumph is a functioning Autistic4 (see: The Room Where It Happened by John Bolton for indicators explaining Trumph’s “chaotic” administration).
Charles is an Anachronism (see: The Coronation of an Anachronism dated 2023/05/03 this site)
Two tail feathers off the same peacock!
Charles, like every other world leader who has to tolerate a megalomaniac occupying the White House, is performing the same political fellatio on Trumph as Putin and Xi in order to gain Tariff favors or avoid sanctions. And it is working perfectly.
Trumph is Lenin’s perfect example of a “Useful Idiot.”
Trumph’s first comment off Marine One to Kate “You’re beautiful! You’re SO beautiful!” was so lecherous and crass it would not have been tolerated if it had been uttered by anyone other than the President of the United States who wields economic strings like ransom notes.
I heard through the grapevine that Melania whispered “Put it back in your pants, Don.” But I could be mistaken.
Charles massaged Trumph’s ego with three and a half days of ceremonial ego-stroking paid for by the British taxpayer for one day of “trade talks.”
British government employees call such trips “Swans.” American government employees call them “boondoggles5.”
In reality, Trumph’s trip was provided by your taxes to enable Trumph to wallow in the material symbols of wealth and power – and provide interior decorating ideas for making the White House look more like Louis XVI’s Palace of Versailles.
Maybe Charles will gift Trumph with an equally anachronistic gilded carriage to carry Trumph to his gold inlaid Qatari 747.
1 “Trumph” – portmanteau of Trump and “Humph!”
2 The Forbes 400 Self-Made Score: From Silver Spooners to Bootstrappers by Jonathan Ponciano, Sep. 08, 2020; Forbes Magazine
3 “Listen to the Jeffrey Epstein Tapes: ‘I Was Donald Trump’s Closest Friend,” https://docs.house.gov
4 The Room Where It Happened by John Bolton, 2020; 494 pages
5 Boondoggle: an expensive worthless project that is a waste of time and money; often continued due to political reasons or for personal gain rather than actual merit.
