President Harry Truman was arguably one of America’s best presidents. Although a registered Democrat, he was obstinately independent. Famous for the Truman Doctrine that fought communism throughout the Balkans and Korea, he later wrote that Korea “was the most avoidable war” in America’s history and that it was almost criminal negligence by the State Department ignoring repeated warnings by prescient generals that encouraged the North Koreans to invade South Korea.
Not being a fan of invasions, and upon hearing Tom Homan was nominated to be America’s Border Czar, Truman rose from the grave to give words of advice and encouragement to a man he feels tolerates as little cow manure* as he does:
Harry: “Congratulations, Tom! It’s about damn time somebody with testicular fortitude grabbed the reigns and put a stop to the treason of the Biden/Harris border snafu!”
Homan: “Thanks, Harry! I’ve lost a lot of sleep in the last four years. It literally makes me want to puke seeing Biden ordering my guys to stand down and let those hordes pour across our borders.”
Harry: “You know, in the America I was raised in, we wouldn’t have tolerated that kind of cow manure to occur. Citizens of my time would have sent the Biden Cartel to the electric chair. We did it to the Rosenbergs for a a lot less than what Biden and his hacks have done to America’s national security.”
Homan: “Well, Harry, America’s moral compass has been skewed off True North for quite awhile. We don’t punish criminals any more and the higher their societal status the more they get away with.”
Harry: “You know, Tom, not punishing criminals -regardless of position- only guarantees their crimes will be committed by their successors. It sets the example that criminal behavior is rewarding in the long run. That’s how dictators rise to power and inflict so much pain and misery on their populations.”
Homan: “Yeah, I know. But don’t you think it’s too much to ask our politicians to punish their own? I haven’t seen them do it in my lifetime. I don’t expect them to do so in the future regardless of who is in power.”
Harry: “Neither Party in Congress has ever been one to either seek the Truth or hold anyone accountable for their high crimes and misdemeanors. That’s why they have “classified” versions of committee hearings like the Warren Commission on the assassination of JFK, 9/11 (where they were to blame), and the 2008 financial crisis (again, where they were to blame). They make sure of that in their secret caucus meetings. It would be the height of hypocrisy for them to punish one of their brethren for crimes they commit but haven’t been caught at.”
Homan: “I can’t do anything about what goes on in Congress, Harry. I’m just glad I’m going to have the opportunity to put an end to this border invasion and have the President watching my back while doing so.”
Harry: “Yeah, about securing the border, Tom.
– President Woodrow Wilson deployed the U.S. military to the border to keep the Mexican federalistas and insurrectos out of the U.S. So the prohibition about using Posse Comitatus is Democrat cow manure.
– Did you know a former Commandant of the Marine Corps was Commissioner of INS back in the day? They satirized his shut down of the border in the movie “Up In Smoke” with Cheech and Chong – the scene where they voluntarily get on the INS bus to go visit their relatives in Mexico. He didn’t last long. Congress gave him a ration of cow manure until he resigned.
– Reagan shut the border down completely –and sent the Marines to the border – when the Mexican government wouldn’t cooperate in finding those who tortured and killed DEA agent “Kiki” Camarena. Not one person or vehicle crossed the southern land border. Lo and behold, they coughed up his body and the killers – or who they said were the killers (poor bastards).”
Homan: “I did not know that. But I’ll have the backing of both houses of Congress backing up my operation. The GOP has the majority in both houses and the popular vote gave us a mandate to fix the border.”
Harry: “Yeah, about that “majority”. I wouldn’t bet your paycheck you’re going to have their backing when it comes right down to kicking illegals out of the country. Congressmen are infamous for smiling into the cameras and telling the electorate they are all in then, in secret caucus, “compromise” away the very agenda of the President they espouse to support. They call it immigration “reform” as a ruse to appease the National Chamber of Commerce and Big Ag and others who depend on cheap labor to exploit greater profits. They have to appease their lobbyists in caucus – not the voters.”
Homan: “Dang. You think so?”
Harry: “I know so. Look, how many times do you see politicians justify deporting illegal aliens under the rubric of a Fentanyl “epidemic”, or “national security? Every time they are interviewed! Even so called “conservative” media justifies deportations with the same labels.
Why? Because they have no intent to actually deport every illegal alien who has violated the law entering this country – its’ not to the politicians’ benefit to offend future constituents.
The fentanyl “epidemic” is a red herring. First, it’s an “epidemic” because the drug cartels are only capitalizing on America’s addiction to instant gratification – the old capitalist rule of Supply and Demand. Congress can – and has – spent billions on the “Drug War” when the real reason is Americans have become more hedonistic as their wealth (or their welfare) increases and their high risk behavior increases due to social boredom. The only way to win the Drug War is for Americans to pull their heads out of their asses and quit taking drugs. Nancy Reagan’s approach was to educate the young to “Just Say ‘No’!”
Instead, Americans are legalizing them!”
And if politicians were serious about the illegal alien invasion, they’d tell the public they’re going to deport every illegal alien – period. end of story. Because that is the LAW! That alone would send a lot of the seven million visa overstays AND the recent hordes beating feet back to Mexico.
And, by the way, if congress lets you actually prosecute businesses who hire illegals, that would make your job a lot easier as well. But don’t count on that.
Homan: “Hmmm, Interesting.”
Harry: “Yeah, there is a clear and present danger to national security from all the Chinese and Middle Eastern illegal aliens in the country now but every American citizen can help you in dealing with that.”
Homan: “How?”
Harry: “Remember the anti-terrorist slogan “If you see something, SAY something? It’s worked very well since 9/11 and, if the average citizen is really fed up with the way things are in their cities, they won’t shy away from calling your Hot Line to report illegals they see in their neighborhoods. It’ll make your job easier too if your boss signs the National Right to Carry Law so that the armed citizen can protect himself, his family and his community.”
Homan: “Hey, that’s a good idea! I’ll use it!”
Harry: “Give ’em Hell, Homan!”
*President Truman’s wife, Bess, was asked by a reporter when her husband was going to stop using the term “cow manure”. She replied “What do you mean? It took me five years to get him to quit saying ‘Bullshit’!
Note: After leaving the White House, President Truman was asked what he thought of being known as “Give ’em Hell, Harry!” Truman replied, “I never gave members of congress hell, I just told them the Truth – and they thought it was Hell!”
See also: “10 Years on the Line: My War on the Border” by this author available on Amazon books.
