- Paying a serial killer to upgrade to mass murder.
- Telling your proctologist not to use anesthesia to cut out a hemorrhoid.
- Wearing a barbed wire jock strap.
- Loaning your credit card to a Wall Street speculator.
- Loading your guns with foam rubber bullets.
- Giving a bully a baseball bat.
- Going into a gun fight with a styrofoam floaty.
- Giving your house key to a convicted burglar.
- Sending your virtuous daughter to intern at the White House (or anywhere else in D.C.)
- Letting Hannibal “The Cannibal” finish devouring his latest victim. (“Let’s finish the job!”)
- Hiring a blind and deaf man to guide tours through the Grand Canyon.
- Swimming in shark infested waters with chum tied to your neck.
Biden’s first term in office answers the riddle: “How many men are necessary to change a crime into a virtue?”
Pascal’s Pensees on Joe Biden:
“There is such a discrepancy between his imagined merit and his stupidity that it is incredible that he should so grossly misjudge himself.”
“The insane idea you have of your own importance is what has made you institute your atrocious methods.”
Norman F. Dixon, Our Own Worst Enemy” on Biden:
“It is a curious reflection on society that, though we would think twice before entrusting our mouths to a toothless dentist or our planes to a blind pilot, we happily entrust our lives to the care of [a person] whose qualifications for political office are fearfully less.”
Despite the even more dire consequences of a second Biden term, I have no doubt he will be “re-elected” with the same strategy he achieved victory in 2020 – with all the same co-conspirators (foreign and domestic) – even if BOTH feet are in a catatonic state. Why mess with “success”?
