FLASH! RNC’s New Campaign to Crush Left’s Legitimacy (and their self-esteem)!

Obama, I’m sorry (Freudian slip!), Osama bin Laden’s greatest fear was being publicly humiliated. If Bush, Jr. and subsequent administrations really wanted to defeat Al Qaeda and shorten the war by decades, not only could they have given the CIA’s Alec Team permission to take him out the thirteen + times they knew where he was from 1997 to 2003, but they could have destroyed his legitimacy in the Muslim world by showing what an incompetent boob he was. Although touted as “The Lion” to the Muslim world he was known domestically in Saudi Arabia as “The Maid’s Son.” (see: Marching Toward Hell by Michael Scheuer, 2008)

     I taught Captain’s at the U.S. Army Intelligence Center, Ft. Huachuca in all phases of Counterinsurgency Warfare. A few knew the value of Psychological Warfare and attempted it in Iraq to de-legitimize Bin Laden and the terrorist leadership in that country.  Image is critical to Arab / Muslim leadership. Several officers told me they tried using videos published on Al Jazeera media showing a well-known terrorist leader having difficulty operating an AK-47 – the most simple to operate (and therefore the most widely used) rifle in the world. They were told by their own chain of command they couldn’t use it because they didn’t want to appear to be causing “embarassment” to the enemy in the eyes of the Arab world. This is why JAG officers and the State Department should be banned from combat zones. The “Arab world” was wondering why we weren’t exploiting the obvious vulnerability. (see: Fighting the War of Ideas Like a Real War by J. Michael Waller, April 23, 2007)

     I hope the “conservative” Right isn’t that stupid. The ingenious – and honest- exclamation “F@#K YOU, BIDEN!” slogan is apparently considered by a few who control the conversation to be in bad taste and lost its’ impact by morphing into “Let’s go, Brandon!” Another psychological theme is required.

In that vein, I have the perfect psychological warfare theme to de-legitimize the Left. If adopted by the RNC and used as directed no one on the Left – not even Hillary Clinton– will dare show their fugly faces before the American public again. It has been proven successful for hundreds of years and changed the political climate of Europe. If implemented on a national scale, the Left will be dazed and confused (more than they are now) and left without an effective response.

     With the new change in RNC leadership crying for “leaner and meaner,” my strategy is perfect for regaining the White House by publicly shaming the Left’s solipsistic stupidity into political oblivion. It can be used at WH KJP press conferences, on the South Lawn when brain-bolloxed Biden walks to and from Marine One (it can be heard above the roar of the rotors making it hard to ignore), campaign rally locations for every DNC candidate at any level, and as background commentary on Leftist politicians like Schumer during interviews in the halls of the Capitol building. 

It is compact, inexpensive, non-lethal and guaranteed 100% to reduce the target politician to a puddle of self-pity.  It’s use is guaranteed legitimate under the First Amendment. This tool is programmed to react instinctively to bullshit comments by Democrats (or any politician) – or any “none answers” uttered for the sake of dissembling or virtue signaling (making it bi-partisan).  It can be used by congressional committee members in response to people appearing before their committee who can’t define what a woman is, or if the IRS was tasked to investigate conservative civilians or DHS secretaries, FBI directors, or any myriad other liars appearing before their committee.

     It can be used at school board meetings and county supervisor meetings. It can be used by students attending class from kindergarten to the Ivy League when presented with Leftist Ideology, WOKE, or D.E.I.

It can be employed via the inexpensive device or by voice simulation.

This ingenious tool derives from eighteenth century France – “The Age of Voltaire.” The atheistic philosophers challenging the Catholic controlled monarchical system were making significant headway. In defense of the status quo:
     “Jacob Nicolas Moreau wrote a satirical essay in 1757 titled Nouveau Memoire pour servir a l’histoire des cacouacs (kakwaks). The Cacuoacs were a species of barely human animals who carried a pouch of poison under their tongues; when they spoke, this venom mingled with their words and polluted all the surrounding air. Moreau quoted the atheistic philosophers passages arguing these men were “veritable poisoners of the breath of Life” and accused them of “doing evil precisely for the pleasure of doing evil.” He called them atheists, anarchists, immoralists, egoists; but it was the term cacouac that pained them most keenly. It suggested the cacophony of quacking ducks, the bedlam of insane prattlers, sometimes (as the word intended) the odor of latrines. Voltaire struggled to reply, but who can argue with the smell of urine?” (Ariel and Will Durant’s Story of Civilization Vol. IX page 761)

In modern parlance, a quack is: “2.  a person who pretends, professionally or publicly to skill, knowledge, or qualifications he or she does not possess; a charlatan” (American English Collins Dictionary).  Can anything better describe the Biden Crime Family, Mayorkas, Hillary, and the rest of the entrenched Left?

I can’t think of a better description of Democrats. I can’t think of a better strategy to win the White House than for patriotic Americans who still value their independence, their right to free speech and have a low tolerance for bullshit than to obtain on the open market a Duck Caller and to use it at the next Liberal event – from local to national. 

    The Quack! Quack! Campaign would create a real Duck Dynasty! When you hear a speaker vomit the poison from the pouch under his / her tongue let loose with a loud and enthusiastic “Quack! Quack!” as many times and as loud as the comment deserves.  Or, if caught without your bullshit detector, in response to a chance encounter with a Leftist you can just smile and say “Quack! Quack!” and wonder if the Leftist in front of you gets the double entendre with the medical profession.

Posters of Biden – or whomever- should be posted with their photo and “Quack! Quack!” printed below in front yards everywhere.  Bumper stickers, button lapel badges, the potential is limitless!

That will unequivocally inform the Left (identified by the mask they wear) that we recognize them for what they are and “we aren’t going to take it any more!” Even the MSM would be hard put to ignore it on their State-run broadcasts. 

Hillary Clinton thinks she’s a dandelion when in fact she’s a quack. Let her, Biden and their ilk know that you know what they really are.

QUACK! QUACK!

 

     

 

About Mike

Former Vietnam Marine; Retired Green Beret Captain; Retired Immigration Inspector / CBP Officer; Author "10 Years on the Line: My War on the Border," and "Collectanea of Conservative Concepts, Vols 1-3";
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