Pollsters are the epitome of the axiom “Figures can lie and Liars can figure.” If it weren’t for polls, media talking heads would have zilch to tantalize their zombie viewers during elections. Despite their infamous inaccuracy, viewers continue to glue their eyeballs onto the one-eyed monster salivating for positive numbers for their candidate. Some pollsters know what they are doing and others just throw a dart at the electoral wall. A few pollsters have integrity, most are biased toward their political ideologists.
Now that gambling on sports and everything else has been blessed by the U.S. Supreme Court, a new drug has joined the panoply of addictions of the American electorate – gambling on politics; as if politics isn’t corrupted enough by money already.
All of them have been wrong more often than right the last twenty years. All have their own rea$son$ for swaying the numbers one way or the other.
No one seems to be paying attention to the only 100% accurate indicator of who is going to win the White House – despite the questionable results in 2020 portending the results in 2024.
Ask any highly salaried GOP apparatchik and they will assert with all the sincerity of their purchased souls that God favors Republicans. He must because the Democrats are Socialists and one of their most erudite Socialist prophets, Saul Alinsky, dedicated his book Rules for Radicals to Satan. If that doesn’t convince you just attend a Democrat National Convention.
Despite the substantial number of deluded evangelicals who don’t vote because they believe God puts people he chooses in political positions to orchestrate His Plan, and the 60% of NRA members who don’t vote because they’re salivating for “the revolution” to start, God pretty much leaves politics and sports outcomes to themselves. I personally feel he shakes His head in bewilderment at why some Americans don’t vote after so much blood was spilled giving them that liberty and how some of his children choose political candidates -but He lets them live with the consequences. Country singer George Jones knew this with his ballad “Livin’ and Dyin’ by the Choices I’ve Made.”
But God is a sportin’ Man himself and, to make the 2024 election interesting, he challenged Satan to a baseball game. The winner is given free reign to influence the 2024 election to the winner of their choice. Now Satan already has a leg up because his acolytes Russia, China and Iran are already at work interfering with the current political contest. Many Christians believe God put his index finger on Trump’s chin and rotated his head to the right just enough to avoid being drilled by a 5.56 round at the base of the brain behind the ear. I’m not sure God did that considering his disgust with how his children are crapping all over his moral compass but it’s a moot point now.
This baseball game, advertised as “Heaven vs. Hell: The Game for All the Marbles,” was attended by all the children of God. Those who came to earth and were able to survive gestation to gain a body, those spirits who came to earth but were conveniently aborted by their mothers (they’re God’s cheerleaders); the innocent victims of crimes by citizens and illegals, and those who died of terminal illnesses all crammed the seats behind God’s dugout. Missing were the leaders of the Republican Party and their lesser hirelings. They couldn’t get tickets.
Those who performed abortions and opted for an abortion solely for convenience coached Satan’s team. Those abortionists who have “gone on” were granted a temporary leave from the 9th Circle of Hell to play in the game. They were joined by illegal aliens, criminals dead and alive who murdered innocent people. The live murderers didn’t require any approved leave since they were already released from incarceration by Kamala and the Democrats.
God, being God, was supremely confident and told Satan he didn’t have a chance. God wondered why Satan let Him win the coin toss for selection of the team players. God proudly picked Mickey Mantle, Joe DiMaggio, Lou Gehrig, Babe Ruth and all the other legends of the game.
Satan brought out his team of the most miserable looking souls ever seen. God couldn’t suppress a laugh…until Satan said “Yeah, but I own the umpires.”
If 2020 is a lesson from history (“History is as accurate as physics.” – Isaac Asimov); then the Democrats own the electoral umpires.
“It doesn’t matter how many votes are counted. What matters is who counts the votes.” – Lenin
